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thatfunnyblog: Funny Stuff you like?

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 13:20:21 -0500

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

captainmjolnir: variablejabberwocky: hypotheticalwoman: 3rdrudy: emerald-observance: 3rdru...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 13:19:32 -0500

captainmjolnir:

variablejabberwocky:

hypotheticalwoman:

3rdrudy:

emerald-observance:

3rdrudy:

imsarahcate:

3rdrudy:

timewarp-grrrl:

‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’

what if i cut off your left leg

would that make you stronger

would it

Finally the Monty Python fandom awakens

We were never asleep, we’ve just been out trying to find the right shubbery.

Nobody was expecting us

Oh, god, Monty Python spam…

finally a fandom hijack I can get behind

fefifonom: WHAT Note to self: when making special effects, use...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 13:14:26 -0500

fefifonom:

WHAT

Note to self: when making special effects, use magic before science.

danyulsflameprincess: ohshewentthere: verityinspades: regulat...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 13:13:43 -0500

danyulsflameprincess:

ohshewentthere:

verityinspades:

regulateddiscord:

jake-horsecock-english:

dinosaurchickenuggets:

“If you’re from the sea…why do you have legs?”

#omg does that mean like #mulan is janice #and kuzco is damien

this is kuzco. he’s almost too gay to function.

I need art of that.

omg WANT

#Who would be Glen Coco #I need Glen Coco

omg Cinderella you can’t just ask people why they have legs

godsgonnacutyoudown: bitterloveandsweethate: handpickedhappines...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 13:12:36 -0500

godsgonnacutyoudown:

bitterloveandsweethate:

handpickedhappiness:

kenneth-munster:

This is the best thing I have ever seen!!

FUCK
IT’S BACK!

OHMY.

IM SO HAPPY ITS BACK.

I hate my friends

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 13:12:11 -0500

youknowwhat-kissme-cas:

lunaticphan:

So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.

Cry

but what did your driving instructor say

huzzahitsthedoctor: Oh, don’t I know it. :/

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 13:10:30 -0500

huzzahitsthedoctor:

Oh, don’t I know it. :/

sonicimpalas: I’m going to Disneyland at the end of the month...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 13:08:25 -0500

sonicimpalas:

I’m going to Disneyland at the end of the month and I thought I’d give Peter a letter with all the people that appreciate what he’s done for the children he meets every day. Reblog this and I’ll put your url in the letter. I don’t care how many notes this gets I will put everyone who likes or reblogs this in the letter. Show Pete we care about him!

visualgraphic: Zen Pencils Comic: 50. NEIL GAIMAN: Make good...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 13:06:13 -0500

visualgraphic:

Zen Pencils Comic: 50. NEIL GAIMAN: Make good art

Make good art

thatfunnyblog: Funny Stuff you like?

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 13:04:28 -0500

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

thatfunnyblog: LIBBY COOPER, YOU’RE A STAR

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 13:03:56 -0500

thatfunnyblog:

LIBBY COOPER, YOU’RE A STAR

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Thu, 13 Jun 2013 21:21:21 -0500

"dear samantha i’m sorry we have to get a divorce i know that seems like an odd way to start a love..."

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 17:18:56 -0500

“

dear samantha
i’m sorry
we have to get a divorce
i know that seems like an odd way to start a love letter but let me explain:
it’s not you
it sure as hell isn’t me
it’s just human beings don’t love as well as insects do
i love you.. far too much to let what we have be ruined by the failings of our species

i saw the way you looked at the waiter last night
i know you would never DO anything, you never do but..
i saw the way you looked at the waiter last night

did you know that when a female fly accepts the pheromones put off by a male fly, it re-writes her brain, destroys the receptors that receive pheromones, sensing the change, the male fly does the same. when two flies love each other they do it so hard, they will never love anything else ever again. if either one of them dies before procreation can happen both sets of genetic code are lost forever. now that… is dedication.

after Elizabeth and i broke up we spent three days dividing everything we had bought together
like if i knew what pots were mine like if i knew which drapes were mine somehow the pain would go away

this is not true

after two praying mantises mate, the nervous system of the male begins to shut down
while he still has control over his motor functions
he flops onto his back, exposing his soft underbelly up to his lover like a gift
she then proceeds to lovingly dice him into tiny cubes
spooning every morsel into her mouth
she wastes nothing
even the exoskeleton goes
she does this so that once their children are born she has something to regurgitate to feed them
now that.. is selflessness

i could never do that for you

so i have a new plan
i’m gonna leave you now
i’m gonna spend the rest of my life committing petty injustices
i hope you do the same
i will jay walk at every opportunity
i will steal things i could easily afford
i will be rude to strangers
i hope you do the same
i hope reincarnation is real
i hope our petty crimes are enough to cause us to be reborn as lesser creatures
i hope we are reborn as flies
so that we can love each other as hard as we were meant to.

”

- Jared Singer, An Entomologist’s Last Love Letter (via wanktissue)

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pocketostars: taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah: Clever way of...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 22:37:44 -0500

pocketostars:

taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:

Clever way of getting his features in there

cr: thqys

Utilizing the critical thinking skills and greater levels of maturity assumed by my college degree, I deduced that I could make butt pancakes.

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Wed, 12 Jun 2013 22:36:22 -0500

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Wed, 12 Jun 2013 22:35:41 -0500

"People don’t wanna be compared to the teenage girl; the teenage girl is hated, teenage girls hate..."

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 22:26:07 -0500

“People don’t wanna be compared to the teenage girl; the teenage girl is hated, teenage girls hate themselves. If you listen to a certain kind of music, or if you express your emotions in a certain kind of way, if you self harm, you write diaries, all those kind of activities are sort of laughed at and ridiculed because they’re associated with being a teenage girl. Even just things like being cripplingly self conscious or overly concerned with our appearance, that’s considered like a teenage girl thing and therefore its ridiculous, it’s stupid, it’s not relevant or legitimate, and you know, what we needed at that age was legitimisation and respect and support but all we got was dismissal and “oh you’re such a teenage girl.””

- Feminism, Education, and the plight of the teenage girl (via grrrlfever)